Ang nakakatawang kwento ng isang pinoy na nag aaply ng trabaho sa America
office manager at WallMart was given the task of hiring an individual
to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he
found four people, who were equally qualified - an American, a Russian,
an Australian and a Filipino.
He decided to call the four in and
ask them only one question. Their answer would determine who of them
would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the
conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing
you know?" Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into
your head. There is no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich? For speed."
then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the
fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very
impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's
hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
Turning to Eleuterio,
the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question. Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir,
et's obyus to me datthe fastest thing is Diarrhea."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats...
I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da aderday my
tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could
THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, 'tang ina, sir, I had alreydi ****
in my pants!"